" coat hanger "

 [ "coat hanger" ]

1: a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

  * e.g.,  ... -"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club" 

 [ "coat hanger" ]

1: the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

  * e.g.,  ... when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up 

 [ "coat hanger" ]

1: The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.

  * e.g.,  ... Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!" 

 [ "coat hanger" ]

1: it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

  * e.g.,  ... omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger 

 [ "coat hanger" ]

1: a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet

  * e.g.,  ... Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay? 

 [ "coat hanger" ]

1: Military term used to descibe a Soldier that has so much pent up sexual frustration that every spare minute of said Soldier's life is spent masturbating with the same hand. The result of which, is a dong that has been bent at a 90 degree angle from so much repetition. see Doc Chach

  * e.g.,  ... "Man I caught Doc beatin' off again last night, that's like the 20th time this week. He's gotta be working a coat hanger down there by now." 

 [ "Coat-hangered" ]

1: Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

  * e.g.,  ... 'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD' 

 [ "Coat Hanger" ]

1: An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.

  * e.g.,  ... After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin. 

 [ "the coat hanger" ]

1: when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick

  * e.g.,  ... "dude i totally gave her the coat hanger" 

 [ "coat-hangered" ]

1: To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."